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Hollywood 2000 Make'em Laugh! - Sign up
and show case your talent!
Writers, Photographers, Videographers, Audiophiles
Our Membership is currently Free and you can share in the profits!
Welcome to Hollywood 2000 Funny audio videos
and written jokes we want you to be creative and come up with
some funny or crazy audio and video clips and post them on the site.
It's so easy your grandma can do it ha ha ha! All you have to
do is use your computer mic and the sound recorder software on your
computer in "My Programs", make up a character and record some funny
and crazy voice over, give it a name and save the file and upload it
along with your posting character. You can upload up to three clips for
the listening audience and if they like your funny audio they can go to
your my Hollywood space account and pay to download your file. You
set your own price for each file in your MP3 account - we get 10%
from each audio clip that you sell and we pay you the balance to
your papal account. If you don’t currently have a paypal account you can come
back later, click on the paypal banner, and setup a free account.
To get started click on the join now button and
setup your posting character. When you finish setting up your
character go to the my Hollywood space site and signup and post that
same character then go back to your funny audio account login and
you will see the box for the my Hollywood space link put your
Hollywood space user name in the box and click update profile. This
will create a link from your funny audio page to your my Hollywood
space MP3 page there you can upload your funny audio MP3 CLIPS for
paid download. This will give you a chance to showcase your talent
and GET PAID. Showcase your talent
in two locations on our site. Our MP3 audio download tracking system
is programmed in the my Hollywood space site, it will keep track of
all your audio clips that you sell and then we will pay you for each
clip that you sell. It might sound like a lot to do to get this
setup but it isn't hard... you can do it with one hand tied behind your
back HA HA ha FUNNY ME.
OK, A STEP BY STEP BREAK DOWN
1. Click on the register now button setup
your posting character
2. Go to the my Hollywood space site and
signup and post that same character - Click Here for
http://www.myhollywoodspace.biz/cgi-bin/ourspace/welcome.cgi
3. Then go back to your funny audio account
login and you will see the box for the my Hollywood space link, put
your Hollywood space user name in the box and click update profile
4. Now upload one or three audio clips that
you want to let people listen to for free, if they like the clip they
can go to your my Hollywood space page and pay to download that clip.
Remember you have to upload the same clips to your Hollywood space
account and any new clips you want to sell. When you finish uploading
your clips set your price for paid download. If you don’t have a
paypal account click the paypal banner to setup your free account
YOU ARE DONE.
Note you will get a email from the audio tracking system when one of
your audio clips is downloaded
If you don’t think your work is good enough
for paid download skip step 4 upload audio clips, videos and written
jokes, pictures and have fun you can vote for your favorite
character and we might give out prizes for the best one.
Sell advertising space in your audio video or written jokes
You can sell advertising
space in your audio video or written jokes Record a funny or crazy
audio and put your advertising at the end of the clip
You could sell your space
at the end of your audio or video to small or large Businesses or
anyone that would like to place an ads in your clips for 15 sec or
30 sec
You have the option to
set you clips with ads as a free download and make money from
customer that place ads.
Note this advertising
service is
currently Free
We get you the exposure you deserve, by sending
promotional materials to major Entertainment Agencies.
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With a Hollywood 2000 Account you can post
Songs,Video clips, Resumes, and Pictures.
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You can login to your profile and update all your
files at any time.
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User Policy When using Hollywood2000.com: Please do not post or upload
copyrighted or other proprietary material of any kind without the
express permission of the owner of that material.
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Any vulgar profane, abusive, racist or hateful language or expressions;
text photographs, or illustrations in poor taste; inflammatory attacks of
a personal, racial or religious nature is prohibited by law.
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Hollywood 2000 is not responsible for errors made by the
customer in submitting their information. If there is an error
in any information, it is the responsibility of the customer
to go online and modify their profile and/or accompanying
information. Customers who detect errors in any general
website content should contact Hollywood2000.com immediately:
At Hollywood 2000 we give you a chance to
showcase your talent and make money from your work, you are
the sole owner of your audio files we only get a commission if
you sell your clips, remember... you have total control of your
account. You
are solely responsible for the contents and your actions
through this web-site. You must ensure that your participation
in the site does not violate any applicable laws or
regulations. By this we mean that you must check that you are
entitled to post songs audio files and other info items and
that you are not prohibited from doing so by any law or
regulation.
You must not transmit through the service any unlawful,
harassing, libelous, abusive, threatening, harmful, vulgar,
obscene or otherwise objectionable material. You must also not
transmit any material that encourages conduct that could
constitute a criminal offence, give rise to civil liability or
otherwise violate any applicable law or regulation.
Please Don't post photographs containing nudity
Liability: This Web-site shall not be responsible for any damage and
assumes no liability for the content of the listings and any
loss or damage, including personal injury or other, resulting
from the use of this site. However if you fall victim of a
fraudulent transaction we will assist you as much as we can.
Privacy Policy: We ensure that the privacy of your personal information is protected
by our Web sites,
such information as credit card numbers, transaction
information based on your activities on the Sites,
content you
generate, or that relates to your account, is protected. We
don't collect your personal information
from the
Site to sell to third parties for their marketing purposes or
Networking Advertising
Laws:
These Terms of Service shall be governed by and constructed in
accordance with the laws of the US and any disputes will be
decided only by the Courts of the US.
Email Tech Support -
support@hollywood2000.com
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